Breakfast

homemade tomato soup with rice
toasted english muffin with grape jelly
toasted english muffin with fried egg and American cheese
orange juice. mm.

Family: A proclamation to the world

Church. 
trash duty.

I followed suite travelling around the building. I thought I was immune to stinky scents. I was wrong.  The mother's room was especially vial.  We only found one diaper but the stench lingers.  I glopped hand santizer on the trash can and some fixtures.  Mmm.  Bath and body works Sweet pea was a nice addition to the female motif. 
Sunset.

Brother-in-law and sister:

"Honey."
"Yes, fatso."

Sister:
"I only know how to put him asleep with milk!"

Only those close to you put their baby's boogers on your leg.